Borneo Adventure – Sabah (Part 2)

Sabah – The Land Below The Wind

Sabah is the northern state of the island of Borneo, and ancient mariners sailing in the surrounding waters once described all the lands south of the typhoon belt as the “land below the wind”. I am now reading the book of that title, written by an American lady, Agnes Newton Keith, who lived in Sandaken from 1935-39. She captures a time that is gone, destroyed by war and the politics that followed. I too was fortunate to have lived in Kota Kinabalu in the early 1980s, a golden time in my life and where Natasha was born. It was good to go back. I was a little afraid it would all be changed and of course it is, but as the Asians say…same same but different!
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John and I walked along the beach at Tanjong Aru and sat under the casuarina trees of the Yacht club where once I played mah-jong with my baby tucked under the table in her bassinette, with some bride’s veil secured over the top to protect her from mosquitos. It was where Gerry and Nick spent their child hoods, on the great play ground of the beach, and where we sat with friends and drank as the sun set.
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This time, John and I also watched the sun set, but further along, in the Shangri La, and drank margueritas with a charming Australian couple. He was a gold miner. I’ve never met a gold miner before.
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We drove for 2 hours up to see Mount Kinabalu… we did see it for a while, rising dramatically out of the clouds to its grand height of 14.000 ft until the clouds gathered again and the strange serrated top with its rabbit ear formations were hidden.
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Mount Kinabalu in cloud
Our guide talked and talked till I was ready to climb the mountain and jump. He enthused madly about the tiniest orchid in the world that was smaller than a baby’s finger nail. Actually it left me cold, but apparently the botanists from Kew spend about 3 hours just staring at it. For all his verbosity we did learn that the Borneo rainforest was 130 million years old, compared to the Amazon that is just a mere 70 million, and he showed us the Rothschild orchid that crazy people pay $10,000 for (US) It was kept behind bars…wicked people may have had bad intentions. And hanging proudly next to the orchid jail were the King Edward monkey cups… so named after the king’s private parts.
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Our guide just went off on a fit of laughing about that. Once he started to laugh, he relaxed and it was as though his brain stopped being a computer and he told us about his marriage instead. Much more interesting. He had to buy 2 water buffalo to present to his father in law, in order to secure his wife. He was as proud as punch when he told us he got a really good bargain and only paid 500 ringgit each, instead of 1200ringit for one. He was doubled up laughing. We began to like him.
The mountain is full of superstition and each month a shaman or holy person goes up and slaughters 7 white chickens and spreads the blood. She didn’t do it in January this year, and a German girl fell to her death from the summit.
Also you must never take any stones from the mountain. Only bad things will happen. Worth knowing.
And so we left Kota Kinabalu, with our driver, Charlie. He had absorbed all his lessons at English school, he greeted us with, ‘how are you? Tickety Boo?’ ‘I’m just a proper Charlie, ha ha ha! And I’m as sound as a pound!’
We flew to Sandakan.
First stop for all travellers to Sandakan is Sepilok, the orang utan sanctuary.
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It is a wonderful home for orphans, injured or sick animals. If you don’t see these amazing monkeys in the wild, you are almost 100% sure of seeing them here. They are fed milk and bananas at 10 am and 3pm, every day until they are so sick of it, they hopefully return to the wild. The babies are taught skills like swinging on ropes etc that their mothers would have taught them, and we were so lucky to see five come to the feeding table. About 12 years ago Natasha visited Sepilok on her world travels, and a ranger named a baby after her. I asked about ‘Natasha’ and they knew her well. She was the daughter of Mariko, but sadly she died about 2 years ago. Mariko has had about 4 babies, but none have survived. We did see her with her current ‘toddler’.
And then … it was the highlight of the whole adventure.
The trip up the Kinabatangan River, Borneo’s second longest river, at 560km. It coils like the serpents that swim its length far into the Borneo interior. Forests line its sides, swarming with wild life that flee the ever-encroaching palm-oil plantations.
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We stayed in an idyllic, luxurious (!) lodge with polished wooden floors, crisp white sheets and hot shower, we went out for early morning and sunset cruises to look for wild monkeys and birds, and we were not disappointed.
Rhinoceros hornbills,rhino hornbill Brahmin kites, giant wood peckers, storm storks that are so endangered there are only 43 left in the world. We saw 5.
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As the sun was rising we saw the stark bare branches of a tree that rose higher than the canopy, and birds sat like notes on a musical stave.
In the evening as we nosed our way up a tributary we caught sight of a 5m long dead python which had died in a fisherman’s net. A monitor lizard was hauling it up the bank into a hole. It was enough to give you the shivers. Abbas our guide showed us a picture that he took of a python eating a wild pig.
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He also told us that pythons often sleep in the bird’s nest ferns high up in the tree branches…I felt just a little afraid when walking beneath them. It has been known they will slither down and wrap themselves around a sleeping farmer. Best to choose your tree with care, if you feel like a rest.
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But it was the monkeys that were the stars of the show. Red tail and silver langors,
red tail langor the cheeky macaques, and best of all the proboscis, leaping from branches in death defying jumps, and the Big Daddy male sitting back on his branch with his huge pregnant-like belly and his large sexually attractive nose (to some) and his strange fur that looks like he is wearing a bomber jacket over ballet tights.
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It was sad to leave the paradise of swallow tail moths,swallow tail moth and butterflies that stopped to sip the trails of the salty urine of passing animals. I felt as though I was in a Disney film when all the butterflies rose and fluttered around me.
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I already miss the exotic blooms, the wide brown river and even the huge salt water crocodiles.
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They live side by side with humans, who seemed to have no fears as they lathered up with Head and Shoulders, whilst only 100m down river a 5 m croc was sunning itself on the bank. We even saw a pygmy elephant, and heard the honking of his friends urging him to hurry and catch up. I think Abbas our guide must have a job made in heaven.
When we left Sandakan I was quite bemused by the security guy putting our luggage through the scanner…he was wearing bright orange nail polish. Hmmm. I wonder if it was medicinal, maybe he had ring worm or something. And so we arrived back in KL, revisited Marie, and then went to see Petaling Street in China Town, and ended up in a dark massage parlour, where John was pulled and stretched and pummelled and I was oiled and kneaded and all the aches and pains in both our bodies just vanished.
We returned to our hotel and drank white fizzy wine and admired the stunning art that we bought as a memory of our trip to the beautiful Far East.

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Borneo Adventure – Sarawak (Part 1)

Borneo Adventure – Sarawak
Borneo Adventure

On 17th April we hurtled through the sky, leaving behind the hotness and dryness and aesthetic purity of the award-winning skyscrapers of Doha, and landed in Kuala Lumpur where we were at once engulfed in steam and heat and dripping wetness. The rain had stopped and the moisture hung in clouds as we ventured forth to sample some local food. I always feel the tug of familiarity with KL, the city of my birth, and can easily find my way through the streets in spite of all the modern developments.
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John and I ate at the Coliseum and studied the old photos of planters in the days of yore. We walked round the Globe Silk Store and then walked down Batu Road towards the Selangor Club. We could easily have been in the pages of ‘Where the Golden Oriole Sang’. It was so good to smell the smells, and walk over the traces of what I once wrote about.

The next day we visited the Batu Caves – an exhausting climb up 270 steps to the Indian temple whilst trying to avoid the monkey mafia – and then enjoyed a more subdued visit to the Selangor Pewter Factory.
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We met up with Marie and Bakar in Petaling Jaya, and ate nasi lemak and drank beer whilst it rained again. It felt like only yesterday that we had all been in Hanoi together.
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Then a short flight to Kuching, the cat city, capital of Sarawak in North Borneo.
Gael In Kuching

Here we were in the land of James Brooke, the white rajah, pristine rainforests and killer crocodiles. We walked along the river around to the museum, and I couldn’t help thinking how lovely it all was, the shop-houses were quaint and beautiful, and there was a calm feel about that part of town which incorporated the Chinese sector. It felt like KL fifty years ago. Kuching was never bombed in the war so the city’s quaint architecture has been preserved.
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China town Kuching

I became friends with Ming and Francis Frey in Hanoi, and since then they have settled and retired in Kuching. When I told her that we were coming to Borneo she arranged for me to give a book talk for Friends of Sarawak Museum. I agreed and packed the copies of my books that I had here in Doha and thought I would think about it later. We carried on with the tour and made the boat trip to the Bako National Park where we tramped about in the mangrove roots, viewed the proboscis monkeys with their snorkel-type noses, silver tail langurs that looked like miniature cheeky David Beckhams,
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and had lunch just beside a green pit viper that was snoozing on a branch.
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Luckily our guide (who we found out had just had an op. on his kidney a week ago, his wound must still have been raw and ragged) had amazing eyes. On the way I crunched over the side of my foot, so my ankle was quite sore. It didn’t blow up till later, probably the shoe held the swelling in. I had to wear a bandage for the rest of the holiday. Still I was luckier than the unfortunate girl from Singapore who died the day before in the park. She had to be carried out at dawn by several rangers as her weight was reported as around 120 kg. Not enough water, probably an office worker and seriously overweight. The jungle is merciless.
Anyway we were happy with our walk and the animals we saw, and it was a good introduction to the forest, so back we went to the hotel where we both scrubbed up in readiness for my talk. Ming and Francis collected us and suddenly I was facing about 50 people all sitting in rows. There was an armchair on the stage and I was asked if I would like some water and then off I went. I chattered on for about an hour, and then did some book signings. Imagine my horror when I was approached by two local young people and asked if I would give an interview. I said yes, and got up and went with them… and there – all set up -was a TV camera! I have no idea what I said, but it was an experience. Francis was joking about CNN and was concerned that a battery of electric plugs on the wall framed my head. He felt they could have arranged a better back-drop. One of the reporters wrote a fabulous review of the afternoon in the Borneo Post. I shall treasure it.
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We met some wonderful people in Kuching, ate good food with Anita and Colin in the local stalls and listened to stories of other peoples’ lives. People who have chosen to make Kuching their home.
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I was particularly entranced with Philip Yong, whom I met with Ming and Francis and who is the founder of Borneo Adventure (the tour company we used for our holiday), and the son of Tan Sri Stephen Yong.
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I have since read Philip’s father’s biography and learnt of a life during the final years of the White Rajahs, the Japanese Occupation, British Colonial rule and finally to independence with the formation of the Federation of Malaysia. A very inspiring man, born into poverty with little chance of ever achieving anything, and yet he did. He even went to Nottingham University and studied law, got drunk in Burnt Island one New Year, was involved in all sorts of business deals back in Kuching – he made me laugh out loud while flying across the country that he loved.

I shall add the story that cracked me up… In 1948 Stephen was given a racing pony by one of his Turf Club friends. He named the pony ‘Puck’ after the imp in Midsummer’s Night’s Dream, as he was a mischievous and high-spirited little chap. Anyway he was hopeless at the start of races – he would just stand there and wouldn’t budge. His friends reckoned he should be donated to the satay vendors. Then Stephen’s friend’s jockey, Then Thau En, did some training with him, and proposed one final race. Stephen agreed. Now I shall use Stephen’s words:

‘On the day of Puck’s final race, Thomas Dunbar was also at the races. As I was Puck’s owner he bet 10 dollars on him to win, no doubt a gesture intended to give me moral support. But then a miracle happened. With Then Thau En in the saddle, when the starter’s flag went down, lo and behold, Puck sped off at the head of the pack. Rounding the first bend, Puck was neck and neck with the two hot favourites. My pony was making a run for it and this caused a great excitement among the spectators, the punters and the race commentator. As the ponies thundered down the home stretch, we heard the commentator mispronouncing Puck’s name. In his excitement he was shouting, “Coming into the home stretch it’s Phuck … Phuck is coming. It is Phuck, Phuck, Phuck!” When Puck passed the finish line, winning by a length, the commentator gave praise to my little pony with one last comment, “Oh Phuck, what a performance.”

From ‘A Life Twice Lived’ by Tan Sri Stephen Yong and edited by his son, Philip.
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We did have a quick whirlwind tour of the Museum graced with a large plaster Rajah Brooke butterfly on its side, and we saw all the anthropology, ethnology, zoology and geology that have been collected. We were quite enthralled with a giant fur ball that had been removed from a 15ft man eating crocodile. It had a dental plate still attached. There was also a watch that had been removed from the stomach. There were replicas of flora, fauna and longhouses, complete with skulls hanging to deter invaders.

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There were details of native customs like tattooing and the infamous palang penis piercing. I am all the better for knowing all this.

So, all ‘knowledged up’, we set off on a VERY LONG day.
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A five hour long car journey to the jetty of the Batang Ai River, a further two hour journey on a longboat up the river to the middle of nowhere, where the LONG house is situated at Nanga Sumpa.
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John finds scorpion!
We were shown our room, very basic but comfortable, and relaxed with our funny man guide, Paul, who had such a brilliant command of English.
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Paul took us over to meet the chief, a gentle soul who offered us rice wine,
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and we sat and conversed with the many people who inhabit this dwelling. If a son is away working, a chair is suspended on the wall opposite his door. Some of these men have been in Glasgow, Norway, Germany, often as riggers or rough-necks working on oil rigs. They have all returned to their jungle homes. Head-hunters no more, but still wanting to preserve their way of life. How sustainable that is, with TV and temptation, who knows? The younger generation holds the future in their hands. As for us we slept under our mosquito net, listened to the cicadas and warbling birds, woke at dawn to the roosters crowing, and later John discovered a scorpion lurking under his bag. Oh the joys.

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Batang Ai from long house

We later went further up river and the boat men prepared a barbecue whilst we frolicked in the waterfall, with fish nibbling our feet. I felt like a person in an advert for Menthol Cigarettes. I seem to remember a waterfall and crystal clear water and a couple splashing about. I think it must have been in the 1960s.
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Before flying to the Mulu Caves, we had one final dinner with Ming and Francis in their most exquisite house, with a river of Koi Carp running through the middle. How relaxing is that? We chatted around the table, and John and I, who had just spent two nights in the jungle (seeing very little wild life) listened to Ming describe the four cobras that had taken refuge in her garage to get away from the torrential downpour, and to Philip who had to wait patiently for a giant python to move off his driveway as he tried to get home. He eventually drove over it. It wouldn’t have felt a thing.

At the Mulu Caves we met Noah, our guide. He was a quiet, gentle sort of man, who urged us to drink our coffee, which had a gritty honesty to it, and then he led us patiently the three miles to the Deer Cave where we witnessed about four million bats hurtling out at sunset, whirling like a black doughnut at the entrance of the cave before heading off to find their dinner. The guano in the caves themselves looked like mountains of black snow, covered in cockroaches and scorpions – natures answer to the vacuum cleaner.
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Outside, we saw the Ipoh tree that the head-hunters used to cut the bark for their poisonous darts. We learnt that a thorn from the Rotan vine, dipped in the venom of the cobra, can be used as an assassination tool and was used on soldiers in the Vietnam War by the children that they hugged. We saw stick insects about a foot long, and huge hairy caterpillars.
To the naked eye, the jungle looks like a myriad of greenness, with no obvious signs of life, just the constant orchestra of cicadas, BUT… at night! Oh dear Lord.
After some Dutch courage which consisted of French white wine, John and I put on our head torches then we ventured out alone along the pathway into the forest. The forest suddenly became alive with a thousand eyes.
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The torch glare made spiders freeze in their tracks and we saw stick insects that should have been in the Guinness book of records. We stayed for a while, mesmerised by the sounds and the fear, and I think we were both glad to retreat and return to the relative safety of our wooden cabin.

Noah took us down into the depths of the Clear Water Cave and he quietly told us that he had been the guide for the scientists that discovered these caves 15 years ago, and indeed had discovered one himself. He told us about swimming in the dark through a dark tunnel and getting out and suddenly two snakes wrapped themselves around his legs. Whilst crawling through another gap he put his hand on a hunter spider which is HUGE (but not poisonous) and all this was done with torches.
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We are quite fortunate walking on iron-wood pathways with electric light illuminating all the sculptures formed from stalactites and stalagmites. Arriving by longboat at the airport, we said goodbye to Noah and I changed into some dry clothes. Imagine my horror when I discovered that I had lost a ruby earring. For fifteen frantic minutes I searched the ladies’ restroom and retraced my steps back to the river, and I was at the point of having an emotional melt-down, when John said why don’t you check your little jewel box in your hand bag… and there it was! Phew! I had forgotten to put it on. Senility is definitely setting in. Oh the joys.
Now, rubies in place, and John’s newly purchased head-hunter’s blow-pipe (they wouldn’t sell him the poison) checked in on board (not allowed in the cabin!), and we were on our way to Sabah: The Land Below the Wind.

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Distracted

I think I have joined the lost generation that now stares fixedly at their iPads or smart phones, lost in another cyber world of games and animations. The real world is an annoying list of interruptions that make me have to put down the screen and go out and talk to people. John is right, I am a sad git. The latest is the new Apple Ap called Hooked on Words. From 100 Scrabble-type letters you have to make words, and get the highest score possible. I struggled and struggled until finally I made a score of 929! What with that and trading and breeding coy carp on the Pocket Pond 2 game, a game of True or False, and Scrabble with the computer, there is not enough time for anything else.

Quilting of course is still high on the agenda, and I have almost finished Noah’s Ark and the I Spy one. I have started other projects, and this weekend I almost gave up completely. I went along to a 2 day workshop run by a Canadian expert called Martha Schellingerhoud who had flown over to Doha specially.
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The first night she gave us a show of all her quilts…
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We sat enthralled as she showed us the most amazing collection and then showed us the miniatures, often copies of the large ones. She told us how many hundreds of metres of fabric she used, how many hours each one had taken, and then told us which prize from what country she had been given. I came home, and nearly put my head in the oven, but did a few Hooked on Words instead.
Martha is a mathematical genius and was discussing eighths of inches and joining seams with silly tiny numbers so that the pattern could evolve naturally and super perfectly. I kept thinking to hell with that, what a galloping horse can’t see is not worth worrying about. She taught us how to quilt feathers and what not, but we shall see. After her class I have sort of gone off the whole thing.

I did go home to Scotland last month to visit my new and utterly beautiful granddaughter, Bonnie Faye. No one prepared me for the total coup de foudre that would occur.photo (6)

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Natasha is such a calm and gentle mum, totally on top of it all, and as a result Bonnie just responds to cuddles, and makes us all smile as she practises all her facial manoeuvres.
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Bonnie in the pram!

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Eyebrows raised, a wobbly smile, a grumpy moment followed by a thoughtful pose. We walked in the spring sunshine, along the cliffs and over the Barrage to Cardiff, and Bonnie thrived on bumps and slept peacefully breathing in the fresh air. I was quite heartbroken to leave, but happily Skype allows me to see them all and monitor Bonnie’s progress.

The little interlude in Edinburgh was nice, and a bonus.
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I weeded the garden, walked about, visited with friends and now I am back in Doha. The sea outside is deep turquoise and thankfully we have an unbroken view which no doubt will be sadly blocked as I see the cranes are in place for yet another high rise.

Next week we fly to KL, and then over to Kuching for the start of our Borneo Adventure Tour. John so needs a break and this will certainly be a change! First though he has a visit with the dentist, who will put in the titanium post, so hopefully the bone graft that he suffered will be strong enough to take it. It has been a tough few months for him.

Otherwise Doha is blooming, petunias are running riot and the sun is hot but still bearable. We will beach this weekend and maybe even be able to swim. It will be nice to give the eyes a break from the machine and the iPad, and just let my thoughts wander…

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A Lady in Waiting

I am just about to go and get the plane for Wales…and this afternoon I shall meet Bonnie Faye, and I just can’t wait. Her first week has flown, and Leo and Natasha have been absorbed with the new addition to their family, and worrying about feeding and bathing and what not, and finally after a lot of nagging they sent me a picture of them all out looking at the sea, and little Bonnie squinting into the sunshine. The pictures they sent are all locked into a flickr account, so I cannot share, but she is lovely, long legs and a pursed little mouth, and she makes squeaky bird like noises when I hear her on the telephone. Roll on 4pm when I shall see her at last.

This week for me has been good, time to catch up, have a rest from sewing, and just get used to being home. Spring is in the air, and snow drops are making fairy circles in the cathedral grounds.
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One man seemed to think that the weather was positively balmy as he marched along the street in trousers and jacket but in bare feet. He did look odd, and it wasn’t as though he was a poor person. Maybe he was doing it for a charity? I followed him and snapped a pic, and felt like a woolly spy in my socks and shoes and coat and scarf. It was NOT a warm day.
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The television has been bewitching me with all the wonderful variety. It is such a treat after the constant rounds of BBC World and CNN…and although I am as horrified as everyone about the disappearance of the Malaysian plane, it is nice to spend a whole evening with BBC 4 and watch Margot Fonteyn in the Sleeping Beauty, and then a documentary with the Spanish leading ballerina with the Royal Ballet, Tamara Rojo talking about the difficulties of dancing both the black and white swan in Swan Lake.
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She was so amazing and I didn’t even know she existed. I read about her and her list of achievements were like a small novelette. Then I read about how she danced with a burst appendix, then her bunion blew up to the size of a tennis ball, and she had it operated and then back she goes on to her toes and leaps about with her beautiful face as serene as though she had just had a bubble bath. I sat up nicely when I was watching. I tried not to think about my knee that I grazed whilst kneeling on the floor when I accidentally crushed the TV channel changer and gouged a small hole. I tried to be stoic and not wince when I walked.

Before I left I did a lot of work on the ‘I spy’ quilt, and I must say I am pleased with it. Also did a lot on Noah and finally finished the bunnies for Bonnie.
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It is good having a rest, and since I have been home I have spread all the quilts I have made out, so that they can get an airing, and they really transform the room into a colourful yurt as you might see in Outer Mongolia.

I see Ricky won Crufts…such fun.

I did dip in and out of the programme to view the proud owners in an assorted collection of shoes, galloping along beside their dogs. Paton with silver buckles seemed quite the thing for the toy breeds, and brogues for the sportier rescue dogs. The judge always wore her sensible flats. I remember back when we had an Afghan hound called Sabah, I had visions that I would show her off and spent hours imagining what to wear. Should have spent more time training her, as she was just hell bent in rounding up the neighbour’s sheep and could run like the blooming wind. She soared over the fence we built to keep her in, then finally she had Iain’s sheep all in a tight ball one day, but one managed to escape and so she bit it quite savagely and so that was that…she had to go.
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She was a night mare though, loved running in the sand and the bracken and I spent hours and hours trying to comb out half the country side from her coat. She had to go, she was a menace to sheep, so I never did make the show ring. But if I had, I think a nice pair of red wellies might have suited her personality!

Now…on on to Cardiff and granny duties!

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The stork has arrived

The stork arrived!

Posted on March 2, 2014 by gaelharrison

Wonderful news, Bonnie Faye Nicholson arrived on Thursday 27th February! All is well, and Granny Gael is over the moon!

Saw her yesterday on Skype, and she is so pretty. Natasha looks wonderful, and Leo so proud.

I shall write more when I have seen them. I fly back to the UK tomorrow.

Such happy news.

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Tales of the Macabre

Poor John, he’s had a week from hell. The wonderful crown that he had made in Kiev, came to a sad end when he pranged it with his fork. A second one was made here in Doha, but it was no good, the dentist had dislodged the titanium post and chipped bone and all sorts of evil things.

Anyway… this is the week that the work began. He had to have a bone graft, and a gum transplant taken from the roof of his mouth and all this in the front tooth cavity, and whilst he was AWAKE. The team of four are amazing, he says… young, talented and full of the latest gadgets.  A Lebanese surgeon, a Guatemalan nurse, a Ukranian dental nurse, and someone else.

He came home, quite shell shocked, and was still numb and had a load of pain killers for ‘just in case’. ‘Nursie’ was at the ready, with soup and sympathy.

There was a lot of checking with my pocket mirror to view the bright blue stitches, and the strange false tooth that is in place till the bone graft takes.

Anyway… I heard a call from the bathroom to ‘bring the scissors’ and rushed to help. He wanted me to open the packet of the dressing, as he was bleeding quite badly; the packing had come unstuck from the roof of his mouth and he was gushing blood like a red waterfall over the wash hand basin. I handed the scissors, all set to help, but it was too much… I was overcome with a swoon, and nearly fainted away, the head started to feel like black cotton wool and I could feel myself falling, luckily the toilet was at hand. ‘Nursie’ disgraced herself.

He is off getting something done today, maybe stitches out, so will be late home. I have made mushy stuff that is easy to eat with a teaspoon. It’s all go in ‘the sickness and in health’ dept.

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Otherwise, it has been rainy and cold, so we have been off to the cinema, all dressed up in our fleeces to watch The Book Thief’ and ‘Philomena’ – wonderful films, both of them, and last night we went to see The Comedy Club that had funny comedians from London over to entertain the Brits  Abroad. Clever takes on the everyday nonsense of life.

We did go to a party last Saturday and met some folk from other walks of Doha, and compared notes etc. I really liked a young guy called Amir who promised to take us to Iran. He is taking my friend and her husband so we will see how that goes, but it sounds wonderful. To Persepolis and Isfahan, but not Tehran.  There is so much world to see, but how to fit it all in? I will be going back in Scotland soon (!!!!), and then after that we are planning a trip to North Borneo.

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We went to the beach on Friday and the sun shone and we walked and walked and gloried in the colours, it was so beautiful. Such a relief after all the rain and clouds.

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Otherwise it has been sewing days for me. With a lot of help from Carol, I have now finished the Scottish quilt, except for sewing down the binding… it looks so good, I love it,

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and today I  finished the batik one, it is amazing, and I think the most difficult one I have done. The colours have not been done justice by my phone flash.

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Carol, Rose, Kerrie and I are going to Dubai on Sunday for the night, coming back on Monday evening. It’s to be a girls’ ‘jolly’. I shall take my quilt to Mala and get it professionally quilted because the size of this one is too big for me to do on my machine and I think after all this work, it needs some proper finishing off. I have such a headache at the moment as I have been sewing since 7.30 this morning. Why can’t I just relax like other people and say, ‘Who cares? Finish it next week or next month, just stop and go for a walk.’ But I can’t.  I have deadlines. I have a Noah’s Ark quilt waiting in the wings, ready to be started, and an ‘I spy’, and maybe a ‘Sunbonnet Sue’, Oh, dear Lord, I need more days!

My friend Kerrie tried out the new bus system. It plods about this business area, clogging up the lanes in an attempt to alleviate the traffic problem. They were stopped at the lights, when a massive crane swooped down and smashed the driver’s window, then swung back and smashed the side of the bus. It was all very dramatic. There was only Kerrie, Karen and the bus driver on board. Fortunately the hook on the end of the crane was pointing outwards, otherwise the driver might have had a very unusual death.

Day is done, and gone is the sun. Tomorrow night we shall eat haggis and think of Robert Burns, and remember the first Burn’s Supper that we were part of in the Press Club in Hanoi.

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A wee glass of something won’t go amiss either!

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Happy New Year from Edinburgh

It’s getting to that time of day, the light has almost gone from the sky, and the garden is a mass of dark shapes. It is only 4 o’clock, and winter without the sparkle of Christmas is not such a jolly time. Mind you I am glad the tree is down, and the house is tidy and calm. All that clutter was beginning to annoy me. Today is the epiphany, the day commemorating the arrival of the three Kings to the baby Jesus.

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I went to church this morning, and listened to the minister telling us how irritated he gets when people  say to him, ‘This  must be your busy time!’ and he reflected  how we all sit back on Christmas day, after the food has been eaten, the presents exchanged and we all sigh, ‘Phew, that’s it for this year.’ And yet…it really was just the beginning. The babe was just born, and only now the Kings have arrived. Years ago, I had to learn by heart, T.S. Eliot’s ‘Journey of the Maji’

 

‘A cold coming we had of it,

Just the worst time of the year

For a journey, and such a long journey:

The ways deep and the weather sharp,

The very dead of winter.’

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We did brave the icy wind on Christmas Eve to go to St Mary’s for the Midnight Mass. There were over a thousand people, and I was bemused with the incense and the treble voices of the choir boys, and the pomp and self-importance of it all. Beside me two girls suddenly let rip and sang the descant with all the force of two Divas…I was reduced to childish hysterics, and couldn’t sing for laughing. It always happens in church…the only good laugh you get nowadays. It was a far cry from the simple stark purity of the church in Glenelg, with its blue carpet and white walls, and only the pulpit and the lectern for distraction.

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Image3098Last night I laughed at Dave Allen, that wonderful Irish comedian, who mocked the hypocrisy of the church with such wonderful irreverence. The sketches and jokes were spot on, about priest and nuns and what not. But it didn’t stop me going to day, and struggling with the organ as I tried to reach the high C, the chords in my neck twisting up like ropes, and I could barely squeak. This was quite a blow as I had been so uplifted by Handel and his Messiah on the 2nd, imagining myself as part of the choir,  listening to the sopranos soar above the roof off the Usher Hall. I have a sore throat now from all my strangulated efforts this morning, no descants for me to show off with, no pretty black outfit to stand and sing Hallelujah  in, it has all been quite a journey of self-awareness. I shall just have to warble alone.

Family time was good on the Day. Natasha and Leo had journeyed up from Wales, braving the rain and floods and Gerry and Cathal breezed in from South Queensferry and their new home, and we all ate and drank and it was good.

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Everything was harmonious until John produced the game of Risk…then we saw everyone’s true colours…I had never played before so naively claimed the whole of Asia with one little soldier in each country bravely defending all the borders. (Big mistake.) John and Leo fought for Africa and the Americas, and Natasha hung on to Europe. Evil Leo, charged on, with his million troops and behaved like Napoleon. I ran off and left Asia to its fate, and had a bubble bath instead.

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Natasha and I had a fun shopping day in John Lewis….the new baby now has a large fashion range of outfits for all occasions and a bassinette and a bath! Tasha doesn’t have long to go now, it is all getting quite exciting.

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New Year was fun, we saw in the Bells at the West End Bar, and sang Auld Lang Synge with other revellers and outside the sky was wild with fireworks, and explosions and then John and I came home and had another ‘wee dram’ and decided to take a few ‘selfies’ in the sitting room, which are just too terrible to show.

A New Year, and I think it will be quite different from previous years. I did do the Fortune Telling Cards, the Tarot and the Chinese Sticks, and there was no doom or gloom, but I feel as though there is a shift in our plates, a change of wind as in Mary Poppins, an adjustment of the fine balance of my world.

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Lang may all your lums reek.

(I hope your chimneys smoke for a long time)

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Spiders and Abbayas

My last day in Doha before I fly back to the cold. It is actually ‘fresh’ here and the beach is now a place for long walks and the playground of the kite surfers. Still unbelievably beautiful, and after a 10km walk in bare feet, we come home braced and fit with very pink lungs.

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The run up to holiday time is in full swing, and I have enjoyed meeting with my various friends;

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eating Rose’s amazing morning teas, drinking mulled wine at the book club get together, having the sewing diva’s lunch at Pixi’s,

 

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John and I did decide to be tourists for once. The state mosque tour was interesting…led by a born again muslim called Dominic from Luton. He had a long straggly beard, elfin ears and a too short dish dash. But he was funny and entertaining and we were there for the evening prayer which was interesting. The ladies were ushered upstairs and were hidden behind the wooden lattice. It was quite nice and actually quite peaceful. Outside the sky was on fire.

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The mosque itself was a bit disappointing. With all the Qataris’ money I thought it would have been more special. The paving outside has already started to crack and the plaster on the minaret was blotchy and uneven. It wasn’t a patch on Muscat which had the shimmery Carrera Marble from Italy and the exquisite carpet from Isfahan. Anyway all the women were robed and I felt quite a wally in my abaya. Didn’t realise I had such a fat face. John was confused as he couldn’t find me…had to keep searching for my flip flops! Anyway at the end they made me a gift of an abaya so it will be good for future murder mystery parties!

 

 

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After our stimulating walk on Friday we decided to go and see ‘Maman’. A tribute to the artist’s mother.

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Louise Bourgeois likened the spider with metaphors of spinning and weaving and nurturing and protection. Her own mother was a weaver and she also repaired tapestries, before sadly dying far too young. Louise created this huge spider, 30ft height and 33ft wide with 26 marble eggs in the egg sac. The original is in the Tate Modern in London, and the other permanent fixtures are in Canada, Bilboa, Japan, South Korea and here in the Conference Centre in Doha. It was quite amazing.

There is a definite feel of change in Doha. I think it is coming from the new Emir, and also there is a lot of concern about the workers’ plight due to the Amnesty International’s report. There are so many young men dying needlessly from lack of water, heat and bad food. Meanwhile some of the constructions they are part of building are disgustingly irrelevant. There are 11 luxurious houses being built of man-made hills that John and I have watched grow over the last 4 years. On these sand hills they have forced grasses and flowers and trees to grow. Anyway we can have our thoughts, and the men suffer the frustrations of working here, but really in the end, we are of no consequence. With Dubai winning the Expo 2020 a lot of people are considering other options. Especially since the latest rumour has ripped through the expat society. ‘They’ say the new Emir is shutting down the booze souk. This is deadly serious, so John went out on Monday, during his lunch break to stock up till July (when we leave). I was concerned that there might be a bottle of brandy amidst his vast order of whisky but he thought of everything! Phew!

The Hyatt is now dry, and the Intercontinental is not serving out by the pool, so it all looks dodgy. The schools have been told to close on the 12th (a week early) as they want the roads less busy as FIFA are visiting and they don’t want the officials to see the true traffic chaos!! The IB students are at a critical time, as are the A level students. Not a good time to curtail the school year. Of course it would be fine for me in Grade 1! Yippeee I would say!

I have packed up the sewing machine and tidied ‘my’ room, so farewell from Doha for this year. Christmas is calling and I have a feast to prepare…two married daughters and husbands are coming, I can’t wait! Deck the halls, Fa la la la!

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A wet week

It has been a week of gay umbrellas. The rain fell and the streets turned into an amazing bubble bath. It does make me wonder what they do to the roads? We sploshed about and felt all the same dizzy excitement as one feels when the first snow of the year falls.

 

 

I visited Pam, and prior to our game of mah jong she initiated me into the red hot game of air hockey… She is blessed with a very large house here, a mansion in fact, with five bedrooms where one is given over to Ping Pong and another to the air hockey table. A rescued kitten was holed up in one bathroom, using the facilities to recover from a broken leg, and had to be separated from the King of the House… the large puff ball cat called Tan Tan. Later we sat out, exhausted from flying pucks, and I was all of a tremble and was glad of a quiet sit down… a little more vigorous afternoon than yoga!

 

 

John and I drove north on Friday, to the beach that was vast and only held the enthusiastic kite surfers.

 

 The normal roads and tracks were flooded, and all the wonderful desert plants and mangroves decided to bloom.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only some mad nutter with a strange Mohican style helmet roared up and down in some buggie,

but apart from that, it was like heaven on earth. I had to smile as John seemed to think he could tell which way the wind blew by sticking his finger in the air.

 

Wouldn’t that be a fine thing? We walked and walked, and I felt like a polo pony being exercised on the beach… as you do. Sore on the calf muscles… so that, along with my aching ‘hockey muscles’, I felt I must be doing something right.

Sandpipers were running races on the tide line and it was fascinating just watching their antics. Not so different from ponsy pigeons puffed up and ready to jump anything female in all the city parks. Great being a boy-bird. Sandpipers can run like the wind… it beats me why they don’t just fly. So much ‘sea talk’ this week, maybe I am still reliving Robert Redford’s epic, ‘All is Lost’ that we saw just recently. He was amazing, it was all so real and he had such an amazing part. He only had one line to say and it began with F and ended with K. That’s the sort of part you get when you are an OAP!!!

John and I decided to go for a pizza at Antonio Carlucci’s at the Pearl last night. Unfortunately the oven was bust so I had the most exquisite pasta dish I have had for a while instead… Penne courgettes with spinach balls… oh it was to die for. I have now got the recipe and have great plans to recreate it. I shall have to walk for a hundred miles to walk off the excesses on my hips now. Maybe I could call Pam, for a rematch.

Thoughts are turning to Christmas and people here are having bazaars and all the trinkets are being brought out, and folk are buzzing about buying a lot of nonsense. We actually bought a beautiful water colour from Roman Turcan (a Canadian Ukranian) who has been here for a long time. The green door and the detail was just perfect and so tranquil.

I had to smile watching the Arabs marching from stall to stall and then suddenly the call to prayer came resounding through the building.

My thoughts are now turning towards ‘icicle land’ as Gerry described it on the phone the other night. Dark winter afternoons, with the curtains drawn and outside the world all decked up in lights. Ah, and all that cooking and shopping and TV watching. A world away from my glass tower and material masterpieces. The mountain series is nearly finished, I must get on… or I will be fretting all through the Festive Season.

Just one more thought: as I was coming back through City Centre Mall the other day I saw this sign. Makes you wonder what goes on, out of the public eye!!

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Desert Island Discs

I’ve often wondered what I would choose if I was asked to be on The Desert Island Discs programme on Radio 4…what books would I take to the island, what music etc. I finally finished the bookcase quilt, which is comprised of attic window blocks to give the 3 D effect and then I had a mini lesson of how to work the alphabet module on my Bernina, and suddenly all the decisions had to be made. Would I take the Bible, would I take Shakespeare? Well, it seems I would.

I cut out all my ‘book spines’ and tried to select appropriate fabric then off I went. I chose all the books that had made an impression on me over the years, Heidi, Little Women, I am sorry now I missed out First Term at Malory Towers, (Enid Blyton) but I did put in Black Beauty. I then decided to put in all my hobbies, then the countries in which I lived, and then for fun, the amateur dramatic productions that I was in. I forgot about Dickens, and wish now I had put in Ann Tyler, but there was only so much room. I do love the overall effect, and now only have to stitch on the cats’ collars and eyes.

I also spent a day doing about 1000 squats as I cut and pieced on the floor in the lounge, creating ‘Summer’ for my season border. This series is  all of mountains, and look quite nice, I have already finished ‘Winter’. And finally I finished binding the butterfly quilt. My legs have never had such a good work out…could barely walk for a few days.

I remember going to the Adelaide Guild quilt show one night and seeing the guest speaker, Sharon Schamber show all her amazing creations. She said she quilts 16 hours a day and does no shopping, cleaning or cooking. That sounds ideal. I just hate having to stop and break the flow.

Mind you, all this productivity is so similar to when I used to write…John would come home and take one look at me, huge black shadows under my eyes, and a manic sort of stare, and he would just shake his head. ‘Time to stop’ he’d say, ‘Where’s the brandy!’

Away from sewing, it has been wonderful weather here, and the weekends have been perfect.

 

The beach is so beautiful, and the sea just starting to have a little ‘nip’. We were bemused last Friday when we saw people stop and throw sea weed at some object. We decided to have a little look, and my goodness, there was this snake, coiled up in the sand, and not looking too happy, but still very much alive. It was a sea snake, but different from the usual species, but it had a very strange wedge at the end of its tail, like a paddle. Sort of put me off swimming!

We also have been doing a lot of walking, which has been good…so good to get out of the aircon way of life. We bought silly hats in the souk last Saturday, and walked back along the Corniche, it was good to be able to actually move.

Shanks Pony is about the only way anyone can move at the moment…as the Powers That Be, have decided to build a Metro system, remove all the roundabouts, put in traffic lights, widen roads and divert traffic to places no one has ever been before. All this is happening consecutively, so journeys are taking hours instead of minutes and frustrations are building all the time. Ho hum.

We attended Oktoberfest again this year…I was feeling a little blue, so didn’t dance on the tables but was happy to watch all the Koreans enjoy the evening out…our cultures are so diverse, but we all seem to come together when we drink  beer in large amounts!

I have also bitten off the nails on my two index fingers. It has been so tense watching the last of Series 4 of Breaking Bad! Can’t wait to get back to Scotland and order the final series. The other form of relaxation I have found is seriously bad…I have been introduced to Pocket Pond 2 on my I Pad. You collect Koi carp and have ponds, and you buy and sell and breed your koi, until you have incredibly rare species that are worth thousands! I fuss with this first thing in the morning, as John is getting ready to go to work, and I absent mindedly wish him a good day, as I press the button to sell or buy! I was quite shocked when he told me last night that I was ‘a sad git’!!!! I can’t believe that our marriage has come to that kind of language!!!!

Lovely pictures of my books ‘on location’. With Christine Tunon in Hanoi and an interesting man in India!

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